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Song Parodies -> "Rubber Condom"
Original Song Title:
"Rubber Ducky"
Original Performer:
Ernie
Parody Song Title:
"Rubber Condom"
Parody Written by:
The Great Karlando
The Lyrics
I really hope this isn't a plagarism...I don't think it is, but we used to sing the first line when i was in elementary school. It had to come from somewhere. Juvinile humor like this just seems too obvious to not have been done. Let me know if im a copycat.
Rubber condom, you're the one
You make bedtime lots of fun
Rubber condom, I have got a whole box of you
Rubber condom, slick and long
You fit nicely on my dong
Rubber condom, you come in cool flavors too
Oh, every night when we're gettin' right in my beddy
I grab a jimmy hat and then after that we'll be ready
It covers my head-ee
Rubber condom, you're the one
Without you I'd have a son
Rubber condom, in the little foil wrappers
Rubber condom, protect me from the snappers,
Rubber condom, I can thank the good lord for you
You make bedtime lots of fun
Rubber condom, I have got a whole box of you
Rubber condom, slick and long
You fit nicely on my dong
Rubber condom, you come in cool flavors too
Oh, every night when we're gettin' right in my beddy
I grab a jimmy hat and then after that we'll be ready
It covers my head-ee
Rubber condom, you're the one
Without you I'd have a son
Rubber condom, in the little foil wrappers
Rubber condom, protect me from the snappers,
Rubber condom, I can thank the good lord for you
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woo-hoo! song contains awesomenessness. i shall sing it from now on.
bhahahahahahaha!!! this is like one of the bestest songs ever!! it is soo true and my frends n i were singing it at my bday party!! lol it was kinda random but kool!!
its
rubber condom your the one
you make nightime lots of fun
rubber condom something happened that i didnt know
i guess i had a little too much fun
i pulled you out and you were leaking cum
then in nine months here comes the sun
now i'll have to shoot him with a gun
rubber condum you ruined the fun
but your still the one
Something particularly nasty could probably be done with the spoken intro and bridge...but I ain't gonna go there. :)
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