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Song Parodies -> "Greasy Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Greasy Hair"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

I put Vaseline, In my dark greasy hair
Puts a stain around the neck, of all the shirts I wear
Slick as can be (slick as can be)
My greasy hair

I smear it on every fibre
that greasy sticky stuff
It's on the pillow I lay on
The guy who does my laundry has it tough

It's slick as can be, my greasy hair
Puts a stain around the neck, of all the shirts I wear
Slick as can be (slick as can be)
My greasy hair

I don't like to be, around the candle light
So much grease there in my hair, I hope it won't ignite
Slick as can be (slick as can be)
My greasy hair

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Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
good job, im a big fan of elvis, and I have greasy hair myself, well actually im losing my hair...dang, Im only 19 curse my father!!!!!!!! but yeah good job....keep it up. For questions or comments email me at..... Face_Down2k5@yahoo.com
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
this is great...i can just picture the king singin' this...5s
John Barry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilhairious, especially the "ignite" line.
Melhi - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it!
2Eagle - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross, but good.
silk and shine - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
dedicated KO
wouldnt you love to know :-X - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
lmao def. dedicated

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