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Song Parodies -> "(I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, Dear"

Original Song Title:

"Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

"(I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, Dear"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Baby let me see,
You in your teddy, dear
So you've changed, since we first met
You've gotten sexier
Oh let me see (I'm begging please)
Your teddy, dear.

I don't wanna see your flannels
Your flannels hide too much
And you shouldn't be-a- hidin'
Your body's way too fine to cover up

I just wanna see your teddy, dear
Sure you've changed, since we first met
You've gotten sexier
So let me see (Oh let me see)
Your teddy, dear.

Begging on my knees, thrill me with delight
Don your teddy, let me stare
Show off for me, tonight
I'm on my knees, (I'm beggin' please)
Oh let me, dear

I just wanna see your body
So baby strut your stuff
You got what I need, excite me
Oh baby I can't seem to get enough

I just wanna see your teddy, dear
How you've changed, since we first met
You've gotten sexier
Oh let me see (I'm begging please) your teddy, dear
Oh let me see (Oh let me see your teddy, dear)
I just wanna see your teddy, dear. (Oooooo!)

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Adagio - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

I really like that one, Melhi!! 5's

Spaff.com - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

(Drooling too hard to comment properly.)

Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio! I'm glad you liked it. Personally, I never found the "I just wanna lay here like an inanimate object, never doing or feeling anything in return for the affection you lavish on me, while you handle both sides of the relationship" guy in the original song all that attractive.

Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

hhhaaarrrrrroowwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......

2nz - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Great stuff. You don't have a dollar do you?

Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Glad you enjoyed it Spaff!

Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny D and 2nz! Glad you enjoyed it!

Steven Cavanagh - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

So, have you ever er.. performed this song?

Melhi - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Steven... I've never performed this in public. ;) Thanks for the read n rate!

Claude Prez - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job Melhi

Melhi - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Claude.

Agrimorfee - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Cute!

Melhi - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee!

pre-wipe tally - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Pacing - 9 fives, 1 four, 1 three
Funny - 8 fives, 2 fours, 1 three
Overall - 9 fives, 1 four, 1 three

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm not quite seing it, I think I need a visual aid. Oh wait, there it is.....

Melhi - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I was going to suggest you sing it aloud to get a visual aid, Rick, but I see you're way ahead of me. ;)

Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) My previous purrrrrr still stands, more firmly than ever. ;-)

Melhi - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

...and it's much 'purrrrreciated! ;) Thanks Johnny D.!

Agrimorfee - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment

JSOTM--I commented, "Cute!" back in January..I think I voted 545. I shall do so now.

Melhi - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee!

Spaff.com - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Now that I've had a few months to recover, let me try this again. Ahem. I really liked da blablllbbbbppptg blbblblb (*slurp*) gggblblbl uhhhh blb. A LOT.

Melhi - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Spaff, he said, she said, that they told her, that he talked to da blablllbbbbppptg blbblblb (*slurp*) gggblblbl uhhhh blb's best friend's cousin's next door neighbor and guess what... da blablllbbbbppptg blbblblb (*slurp*) gggblblbl uhhhh blb likes you A LOT, too. :D Seriously, I'm glad you enjoyed it. (wipe your chin.)

Mari D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment

JSOTM: Very cute! Also well written!

Melhi - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Mari!

Adagio - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment

JSOTM I don't know which is worse...Johnny's howling or Spaff's drooling..:D Cute song 5's

Phil Alexander - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Still, at least it's not "your teddy bare" ;-) Very nice, Melhi

Melhi - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Phil and Adagio! (and giggles at both of your comments.)

Claude Prez - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Hot stuff

Melhi - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Claude!

Meriadoc - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Cute one Melhi!

Melhi - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Merry!

Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

How much can a teddy bear? Well done Melhi!

Melhi - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Pippin!

Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

sotm--excellent idea and title!

2nz - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Still very pleasant... sorry, imagination not doing it. Must go find visual aid. Oh, by the way, I'm Mr. Tom. People think my first name is 'Peeping' for some reason.

Melhi - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jeff and 2nz! Pleased to meet you, Mr. Tom. I'll have to start leaving a snack under the window for you, now that I've made your official acquaintance.

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