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Song Parodies -> "Zuberfizz Key Lime Cream Soda"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Zuberfizz Key Lime Cream Soda"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
A couple weeks ago I posted a parody about Hillary Clinton's remarks concerning Donald Trump's "deplorable" supporters. I received what I believe is the longest and most diverse set of comments, including lengthy quotes from the Qu'ran. This week Robert Arndt did another of his renowned IPASOY parodies on a WWII British Vitamin C drink. Comments were flying fast and furious including links to Schiffer Publications "Sex Toys of the Waffen-SS". I told someone that I ought to write about a soft-drink, too. Maybe someone would shower me with commentary, perhaps on where I can find some Remington Stud Driver cartridges from the 1950's and used to drive steel pins into concrete. Well, I can hope.
You ain't nothin' but some sugar
Fizzing all the time
But you got to be a habit
And a big expense of mine
Well, I thought you were high priced
But I just had to try
Your label looked appealing
So I just had to try
You went and hooked me with your flavor
As you passed these lips of mine
Well I've got myself a sweet tooth
Sugar all the time
Ever since I was a plump youth
Swillin' all the time
But the cardiac physician
Says you ain't no friend of mine
As a soda you were high class
The kind I like to try
In a bottle made of green glass
A sample I did buy
Now the market doesn't stock you
And I'm searchin' low and high
Well I need a new addiction
Jonesing all the time
Arterial constriction
Cut down in my prime
Like that chocolate bar from England
You've become a quest of mine
Well, you ain't nothin' but some sugar
And a hint of lime
Plus a shot of carbonation
I would drink you all the time
But the store no longer stocks you
And that ought to be a crime
Fizzing all the time
But you got to be a habit
And a big expense of mine
Well, I thought you were high priced
But I just had to try
Your label looked appealing
So I just had to try
You went and hooked me with your flavor
As you passed these lips of mine
Well I've got myself a sweet tooth
Sugar all the time
Ever since I was a plump youth
Swillin' all the time
But the cardiac physician
Says you ain't no friend of mine
As a soda you were high class
The kind I like to try
In a bottle made of green glass
A sample I did buy
Now the market doesn't stock you
And I'm searchin' low and high
Well I need a new addiction
Jonesing all the time
Arterial constriction
Cut down in my prime
Like that chocolate bar from England
You've become a quest of mine
Well, you ain't nothin' but some sugar
And a hint of lime
Plus a shot of carbonation
I would drink you all the time
But the store no longer stocks you
And that ought to be a crime
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You actually did it! Let me be the first to 555 this excellent parody! What's next, Patrick? Dying of suspense...
Patrick has left the building!! ;-D
My mind left before I did.
never had this soda but immediately I'm intrigued 5's
Jon, try Cost Plus Imports or BevMo (Beverages and More).
There is supposed to be a store in Lawrence, Kansas that sells exotic and regional brands of soda pop. TV report showed some guy buying up all their "Moxie". Lawrence is the best place to find the elusive Nestlé Aero bar, as well. Maybe I should plan a trip once the weather turns cool but before it starts snowing.
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