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Song Parodies -> "Lunch-Meat Bender"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Tender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch-Meat Bender"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This and one other posting prompted by the drolly hilarious commentaries of littleCupCakes.
Lunch-meat bender:
Lunch-meat-eat,
Delicatess-go.
Can't resist this slim-sliced treat,
Oh, I love it so.

Lunch-meat bender,
Lunch meat, chew
Till replete, full-filled.
Though its parts one need eschew. . .
Pathogens aren't killed.

Lunch-meat bender's
Weekend long.
Once I get a start
I can't stop. I know it's wrong,
But go à la carte.

Lunch-meat bender
Lunch meat, steer?
Possibly some swine?
Bad is pork, but guzzle beer
I, for anodyne.

When lunch-meat lost weekend's through,
Barfing I should go
Fattiness now shall ensue.
Who cares?! Give me mo'.

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McKludge - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Follow up a lunch meat bender with a Squishee bender, and you're in for a long week. 555
Jack Wilson - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This isnt about the Futurama robot? DAMN! LOL 5s
AFW - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Good lunchin' munchin'
alvin - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
nice and meaty...5s
Meriadoc - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
2 slices chip-chop ham and 3 slices lebanon bologna for you
Peregrin - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Apart from it's other values, it enhances the original dirge many-fold!
Invisible Boy - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I sunk my teeth right into this one. Could I please have a pickle on the side ?
John Barry - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge, Jack, AFW, Alvin, Merry, Peregrin, IB.
littleCupCakes - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Ok, Ok, Sir John, ~Pirate Par Excellence~ I surrender !!! I grant you all the L' aunch-Meat in China, if you only refrain, Sir, from so much partaking!! ~LadyCC

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