well George Bush threw a party in the Oval Off.
Osama was there and he just looked pissed off.
Iraq was bombing and The Congress took a vote
You should've took a drink of those root beer floats
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Osama looked Real pissed off
were dancin' to the White House Rock.

Eddie Murphy's still playin' on the Sexophone
ZZ TOP was Playin' on there Epiphones.
The Rolling Stones were playin' loud and Jagger Sang,
And Bush is up there doing a brand new thang!
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Eddie Murphy plays Sexophone
ZZ Top and there Epiphones

Now American Idols said to Country Stars
while we are on tour youll be singin in bars
Bush has been delighted then he said to me,
"come on and do the White House Rock with me."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
And yes my name is Ghetto John
I'm dancin' to the White House Rock.

Now Jack Black is still sittin' by the Red Phone stoned
way over in the corner Fred is all alone.
Then Laura said, "Hey, Freddy your not qu**r.
I heard you got lucky with Brittney Spears
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Mister Spok
was dancin' to the White House Rock.

Sponge Bob said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Spongey and he said, "you sick?
I wanna stick around and eat carrot sticks."
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Ol' Sponge Bob
was dancin' to the White House Rock.