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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat's Tender"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Tender"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Lunch Meat's Tender"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Lunch meat's tender,
Lunch meat's sweet,
Rendered rump of shoat.
Ooh, I really like to eat
Till I'm plump with bloat.
Lunch meat's tender,
Lunch meat's tube
Steak with innards fill.
But I have found a dark pube
That has made me ill.
I'll be slender
Before long
As what's ate departs.
From down there deep in my craw 'n'
Engenders mean farts.
Lunch-meat ender,
Now I fear
All fare made of swine.
So I will be switching gears;
It is vegan time.
I dine on cream of tofu
Soup, but in it flows
A rat dropping; up goes 'fu--
Everywhere it blows.
Lunch meat's sweet,
Rendered rump of shoat.
Ooh, I really like to eat
Till I'm plump with bloat.
Lunch meat's tender,
Lunch meat's tube
Steak with innards fill.
But I have found a dark pube
That has made me ill.
I'll be slender
Before long
As what's ate departs.
From down there deep in my craw 'n'
Engenders mean farts.
Lunch-meat ender,
Now I fear
All fare made of swine.
So I will be switching gears;
It is vegan time.
I dine on cream of tofu
Soup, but in it flows
A rat dropping; up goes 'fu--
Everywhere it blows.
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Well, we all know "parts is parts", don't we, JB? And if we didn't, well, we sure do now...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
glad i took a bite of this...5s
I detect a theme today... another great one....honoring the original... and then skewering it like a freshly weaned piglet (Shoat' nuff, bro!)
Great food spoofing...
Thanks, Paul, Alvin, TJC (I like themes), AFW.
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Been reading "The Jungle" lately? ;-)
THIS IS FREAKEN BRILLINT!!! I'll never look at Lunch meat the same way agian, thanks!
Served up a good one here John :)
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