Don't think I've ever seen "philander" in a parody before. Nice job.

If he needed blue pills with you he probably was a gay in denial in the first place anyway, you go grrrrl! :-)

the tic tac line made me blow milk out of my nose

I don't do man whores either.... I think that's because I'm straight and not because they do like hundreds of girls, but still I don't do them!

Very well done...reads very smooth..great ending..

Sounds like that guy ain't nothin but a horn dog

Uh, maybe I better not say anything here...

if he's stupid enough to swallow the tic-tac switcheroo (let alone the tic-tacs) well that alone should be enough of a "sexual disincentive" - your pacing was a good example of intuitive conversational rhythms, Arwen, which I reckon MAKES a good parody - 555

btw, out the window now goes my "Love me, Brenda" - (grrrrr)

Hey man-hater,I'll write one for you;"Big rear end,dear..."Men are polygamous by nature,deal with it!!!

John...I try really hard to be a pioneer in this business...; ) Thanks!

K1...well aren't you a flatterer? Thanks very much!

Alvin...sweet! I've been trying to write something that would have that effect on you for ages! Victory at last!

Matthias...good to know! You might want to put that on your resume...it's done wonders for me...; )

AFW...thanks very much!

PMS...hee! Perfect comment! Thanks!

Mister Pacholek...hmmmm? What's that? Spill it, buddy!

Stuart...I don't know what you're even talking about with all those big words...but I noticed the 5s...so thanks. ; )

Stuart...(again)...HA HA HA!! Two victories in one comment thread! This is the best day ever!!

Charley Tuna Jeffs...ordinarily, I'd point out that the funniest thing about your comment is the fact that your space bar seems to have lost it's functionality. However, the notion that ANYONE would consider me...ME???...to be a man-hater is probably the most hiliarious thing I'll hear all week. Seriously...do the research...you'll see the error of your ways.

And, for the record, I have a feeling that, while your "nature" would have you be polygamous, you really don't get the opportunity to take advantage of it all that often, do you? Just a guess...thanks for stopping by!

Oh, so you've hit The Wanderer (http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeachboys106.shtml) too?

I - think - your - song - was - good


(indubitably)

Susanna...he DOES get around. That's his nature after all...; )

Stuart...Ummm...could you dumb it down for me a little bit? ; )

At least he'll have nice breath after you pull the switcheroo =)

DEC:- loved the tactics with the tic-tacs

(Decathlon - Event 3) Umm...where's the rest of it? The song goes for 2:44 minutes...how come you only have 4 verses? Just wondering. Apart from that little quibble, it was pretty good.

(dec3) see above - don't want to overreiterate ;-)

See above...poor dude =)

(DEC3) Hey! This Viagra has given me fresh breath and a ring of confidence! Huh?? Loved it, sweetie. 555

(Decathlon) The "Tic Tac" line wins this for me!

D/w arwen, i can look after you. 5s lol