I read a heading on a poster
It promised brand new gear
It had a really odd tag-line
I thought it rather queer

So read the message:
Re-Tool your gender, birth sex re-honed
Call this number, get new cones
They had a special, for lover's strange
It said for money, that their center could give you change

So then I called them on my cell phone
To see what I could see
Bright and early next morning
They got right back to me

They left this message:
Re-Tool your gender, assets re-toned
Change your person, for low dough


By now I'm really beside myself
And I'm laughing as a man
And then I call back the very next day
I don't understand - the meaning of this

Re-Tool your gender, true sex de-cloned
Pubic places, Private zones