he's a little bit funny, he's on the left side...
I'm not one whose words will easily slide..
I'm not always funny, but boy if I could
I'd write some new songs that.. he never could

If I was a lefty,,,,, but then again..no..
of a man who writes pundits from the left of the pole
I know this is much, and it's the best I could do
his gift is his songs, and he writes them for you

and I still tell everybody, about his one song
it was really quite hurtful, but once it was done...
I really don't mind, I really don't mind..
that he put down in words...
exactly how he felt..of Malky that turd...

I sat on my butt, and wiped off he crap
and a few of the verses, well they were just sap
but old Will's been quite kind so, I write him this song
it's people like him that make me go on

so excuse me forgetting some things he would do
you see I've forgotten, if they're bad or they're good
anyway, this song is what I really mean
his stuff is the purest stuff that I've ever seen