Jordan got ranover by a reindeer
Playing basketball on christmas eve
You can say he's better than Shaq
No matter how he could beat him fast

He's was drinking too much whiskey
Shaq had beg him not to go
Because if he gets drunk in the game
Where gonna have to keep him here at home
Thats why we had to give him rest
Barkley gave him something to drink
Thats why whiskey ain't good for him to drink
He'll have to say "What the hell"

Jordan got ranover by a reindeer
Playing basketball on christmas eve
You can say he's better than Shaq
No matter how he could beat him fast

Michael had made 60 shots
In the basketball game
The only thing he would have to do
Is have him get himself checked 1st
This is the last time he'll see Ashcroft
He thinks he's a ugly theif
Michael would have to smack him hard
Jordan would have to burn his sorry butt

Jordan got ranover by a reindeer
Playing basketball on christmas eve
You can say he's better than Shaq
No matter how he could beat him fast

We had Ashcroft to leave the game
Swearing badwords at Michael Jordan
Jordan would have to kick him
And have him go back to Mexico
The whole audience hates Ashcroft
He's a bull in the neighboorhood
Don't think Ashcroft his a devil
And also a idiot from Taliban

Jordan got ranover by a reindeer
Playing basketball on christmas eve
You can say he's better than Shaq
No matter how he could beat him