Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "You Say A-SAHD And I Say AL UH-sad"

Original Song Title:

"You Say Potato And I Say Potahto"

Original Performer:

Ella FitzGerald

Parody Song Title:

"You Say A-SAHD And I Say AL UH-sad"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

Over the past few years there have been so many mispronunciations of Arabic and Russian names that I feel I must deploy my powers of song parody to set the record straight. FYI, the deposed Syrian tyrant's last name is Al Asad which means "The Lion" in Arabic. I'll be making a stupid pun about that ... First stanza is about Russian place names, to include Bucha, where a Russian war crime supposedly happened in early stages of the war
You say it's BOO-ha and I say it's BOOTCH-a
I know it's Bootcha, yet you butcher it as Booha
It's Booha, no Bootcha; it's Bootcha, not Booha
Let's get the town's name right
You say it's Kurson and I say it's Hairson
I say it Harkov and you think it's Karkov
It's Kurson, no Harkov; it's Karkov, no Hairson
Let's get this "KH"* right

And oh, if you do as I say
You'll get it right
And if you get it right
Won't sound like a real dumb shyte

Now you say A-SAHD and I say Al UH-sud
I say Al Asad and you think I'm Lion
Not Asaad .. Al Asad; Assad, Al Asad
Let's get this thug's name right

And you say i-LON and I say it's il-hon
Yours sound like elan, but it more like an ill Hawn
Ilhan, not Ilan; just picture an ill Hawn
Let's sound these h's out*

And Oh, if you do as I say
You'll get these right
And if you get these right
Won't sound like dumb Shi'ite

Then you said aL Maude-y and I say al Meh-DI
Then I'll say Seh-HO-di** and you say AL SOW-di
Al Sowdy, al Mehdi; Sehodi, al Maudi
Let's call this whole thing off
*It's a form of "heavy H", as in the German "achtung" ...... There are no silent h's in Arabic; in fact there are THREE different h sounds ...... **Seh-HO-di isn't exactly accurate, but it's a hell of lot closer to Sa'udi than Sowdy. That diacritical mark is a consonant which makes Sa'udi a three syllable word

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   15
 15
 15
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

CML - December 30, 2024 - Report this comment
Fun way to learn how to properly pronounce Ilhan Omar's name. Imagine Goldie Hawn getting drunk for the first time as a teenager. Likely she'll drink way too much, and, at some point she'll be obliged to make her obeisance to the Porcelain God. And if saw this, you might say to yourself, "That is one hell of an ILL HAWN" Then picture yourself talking to Omar Sharif .. You might say, "That is definitely an ill Hawn, Omar"

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/ellafitzgerald91.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 100