Background vocals:
(Donny Trump got stuck in the shutdown,
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Dork-o!)

Donny Trump got stuck in the shutdown,
Stuck in the shutdown, stuck in the shutdown,
Donny Trump got stuck in the shutdown
Which he caused last year! (Poor Trumpy Dump!)

Donny said he proudly would shut down,
Carry the mantle, whatever that means,
He'd be proud to shut down the gov'ment
Christmas lacked some cheer! (Boo-hoo!)

Now he's stuck in his self-created shutdown,
Holy-moley, fat-ass clown!
On TV with his manufactured crisis,
Hair-sprayed up, and pants fell down!

Donny, please step back from the shutdown,
Cancel the shutdown, stop with the putdowns,
Won't you please cut out all the pout-frowns,
Nancy hopes you'll call,
(Please do!)

'Cause Congress won't approve one penny
For your stupid wall!

(Oh, Don-Don is a little weirdo, trying to be Prez!)
Yet it seems that things don't always
Turn out like he says!

(Why, just last year the Congress passed a bill
For billions! Twenty-five!)
But he wouldn't sign it,
And here's the reason why:

DACA was attached so he vetoed,
That Orange Cheeto, typed out a tweet, oh,
DACA was attached so he vetoed,
Mitch was last to hear! (Poor Mitchy Mitch!)

Now he's blaming Dems for the shutdown,
Slamming the table, walking out, "bye-bye,"
Temper tantrum government shutdown,
He won't back down, I fear! (Who knew?)

Got his name on the longest-ever shutdown,
Wholly owns it, no-class clown,
At the border, calling it a crisis,
Wall's not up, and polls are down!

Donny Dork-o, what were you thinking?
What does your gut say? Tell us, you genius!
What will you pull out of your anus,
Nothing good, I fear! (Ew! Ew!)

'Cuz Mueller's got a bunch of questions
Just for you this year!

(Shutdown Don, right after the shutdown,
Step right down this year!)