Clown was feeling lonely for the Old Soviet U.
Bell[igerent], Crimea’s shivver, Crimea’s shivver:
Guy’ll slice the country starts with U.

Clown is causing worry inside the EU.
He’s Crimea’s shivver, Crimea’s shivver.
Guy’s knife recently Georgia slew.

KGB—ex-KGB—made people dead,
while he never shed a tear.
Remembers, he, and rebuilds Empire Red.
His gov is authoritarian,
democracy contrarian.

Clowns on way, today to thugg’ry—
he and his butt-ugly crew.
Thug spawn, they’re Crimea’s shivver, Crimea shivers—
guys’ knives are ripping up the U.

KBG, the KBG was never dead;
keeps people in dread and fear.
Dismembered? Nix, never. Lies we were fed—
his gov is authoritarian,
a dossier librarian.

Clowns on way, today to bugg’ry—
they’re readying to butt-root
and cornhole Crimea’s sphincter, Crimea’s sphincter:
guys’ ply it, stick it up the chute.

Either dildo or cock is going past the puckered red;
goons will be the rippers of rears. To the woodshed
need go the Crimea shivver, Vladie.
Ply sanctions to Crimea’s shivver
The Red Tide won’t subside
unless the vile shivver is made blue
by money moves ripping his crew.