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Song Parodies -> "Too Don Knotts"
Original Song Title:
"Too Darn Hot"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ella Fitzgerald
Parody Song Title:
"Too Don Knotts"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
he's too don knotts....he's too don knotts
look who showed up....it's barney t. fife
i'm throwing up...cause he's barney t. fife
he's all dressed up...like he's barney t. fife
its so messed up...that he's barney t. fife
man, i ain't up...for no barney t. fife
yeah, he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts...he's too don knotts
he ain't too cool..he's like barney t. fife
dealbreaking rule...if he's barney t. fife
kick like a mule...if he's barney t. fife
feel like a fool...if he's barney t. fife
life can be cruel...if he's barney t. fife
yeah, he's too don knotts...yeah, he's too don knotts
he's five foot two and that's pretty short
and he's dressed up all weird, you know
its a blind date i will have to abort
my opinion here is low
i doubt his rating will ever go up
this evening is already shot
dorky pants...no romance...unhot
yes, he's too don knotts...too don knotts
he's too don knotts...he's too don knotts
don't want a date....if he's barney t. fife
don't want to mate....with a barney t. fife
won't be so great...if he's barney t. fife
this night i'd hate....with a barney t. fife
i'm in a state...cause of barney t. fife
yes, he's too don knotts
he ain't the man i've been waiting for
so i'll have to make him go
a man such as he, i will never adore
no love will i bestow
my face just fell when this fellow showed up
i'm feeling that i'm overwrought
oh my god...he's so odd
too darn lean...one eighteen
creepy guy....not impressed am i
i'm not
cause he's too too....too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
look who showed up....it's barney t. fife
i'm throwing up...cause he's barney t. fife
he's all dressed up...like he's barney t. fife
its so messed up...that he's barney t. fife
man, i ain't up...for no barney t. fife
yeah, he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts...he's too don knotts
he ain't too cool..he's like barney t. fife
dealbreaking rule...if he's barney t. fife
kick like a mule...if he's barney t. fife
feel like a fool...if he's barney t. fife
life can be cruel...if he's barney t. fife
yeah, he's too don knotts...yeah, he's too don knotts
he's five foot two and that's pretty short
and he's dressed up all weird, you know
its a blind date i will have to abort
my opinion here is low
i doubt his rating will ever go up
this evening is already shot
dorky pants...no romance...unhot
yes, he's too don knotts...too don knotts
he's too don knotts...he's too don knotts
don't want a date....if he's barney t. fife
don't want to mate....with a barney t. fife
won't be so great...if he's barney t. fife
this night i'd hate....with a barney t. fife
i'm in a state...cause of barney t. fife
yes, he's too don knotts
he ain't the man i've been waiting for
so i'll have to make him go
a man such as he, i will never adore
no love will i bestow
my face just fell when this fellow showed up
i'm feeling that i'm overwrought
oh my god...he's so odd
too darn lean...one eighteen
creepy guy....not impressed am i
i'm not
cause he's too too....too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
he's too don knotts
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Alvin - Way too true, and even worse...he could turn into a fish at anytime! (Mr. Limpett was incredible...or incredulous.) ;D
As a Don Knotts fan, I feel a compelsion to give you 5s!
Nice tribute to the "Don"
He was equally known as Ralph Furley on "Three's Company"!!!
I agree he was funny on Three's Company. Good parody to a hot oldie.
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