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Song Parodies -> "Disco Sex"
Original Song Title:
"New Long Leg"
Original Performer:
Dry Cleaning
Parody Song Title:
"Disco Sex"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about a disco scene in the stripper.
You are
No, you are
Let me see your disco
Peas rolling
A big disco time
Are you taking a photo or drinking a strip of sex?
You're a spoon, pal, you are
Doo doo doo, don't remember anyone, sorry
Doo doo doo, I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this
A great disco sexy
Will there be a bikini in my state room or should I bring one?
What about their girls?
Will we be able to have girls done on the ship?
And what are the prices?
Are there some kind of naked platforms, shoes that make you go into the ground more, make you reach a lower level?
Nevermind
Would you choose a stripper with a messy back garden like that?
I don't think so
Doo doo doo, don't remember anyone
I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this
A big time disco sex
Disco chin, a raw drawn-on eyebrow
You are
No, you are
A groovy disco sex
You are
Doo doo doo, don't remember anyone, sorry
Doo doo doo, I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this
A groovy disco sex
This new bloody big problem
No more groovy sundae
This absolutely huge fuck up
No, you are
Let me see your disco
Peas rolling
A big disco time
Are you taking a photo or drinking a strip of sex?
You're a spoon, pal, you are
Doo doo doo, don't remember anyone, sorry
Doo doo doo, I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this
A great disco sexy
Will there be a bikini in my state room or should I bring one?
What about their girls?
Will we be able to have girls done on the ship?
And what are the prices?
Are there some kind of naked platforms, shoes that make you go into the ground more, make you reach a lower level?
Nevermind
Would you choose a stripper with a messy back garden like that?
I don't think so
Doo doo doo, don't remember anyone
I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this
A big time disco sex
Disco chin, a raw drawn-on eyebrow
You are
No, you are
A groovy disco sex
You are
Doo doo doo, don't remember anyone, sorry
Doo doo doo, I ask you
Sometimes like this
Sometimes like this
A groovy disco sex
This new bloody big problem
No more groovy sundae
This absolutely huge fuck up
Groovy!
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