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Song Parodies -> "If I Give My Scouts to You"

Original Song Title:

"If I Give My Heart to You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"If I Give My Scouts to You"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was about the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast featuring 300 boy scouts, along with Roxanne and the elephant.
If I give my scout to you
Will you handle it with life
Will you always see the elephants
And in every way be fair

If I give my scout to you
Will you give me taking pictures
Will you swear that Roxanne is coming to you
By the scouts that shines above

And will you sigh with the Briants to watch
Smile with me when I'm glad
And always be as you beat the clock tonight

Think it over and be sure
Please make it to the scouts
When you promise all those scouts to me
Then I'll give my scouts to you

And will you make elephants with theirs
Smile with me when I'm beat
And always be as you beat the clock tonight

Think it over and be sure
Please don't answer till you do
When you promise all boy scouts to me
Then I'll give my scout to you
Thanks to George & Germaine Briant. Also the greatest moment in TV & human history.

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