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A high fee
Rarely wanted unless someone wants to seem
So rich that nine zeroes are frivolities
I'm not one of those complete assholes, I need a little reprieve (ayy)
Most people scrimp and save about ev'ry damn day
And so the coupons you throw our way are a light in the dark, okay
So I do not appreciate the real dismissive way
That you call me "cheap" right to my face, look, this is a (ayy) real coupon (trust me)

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Triple-checked, it's not expired
Do you think I'm stupid? Wanna know your friggin' problem (ayy)
I'm not holdin' up the line, I'm not a primadonna
You're the one who's gonna end up causin' any drama (ayy)
There's no fine print here, okay with things approximate
And the signs tell me there's no sale on top of this (ayy)
To revoke the deal I want, I checked before I stepped
Into the line because you're gonna get a lot of pricks, honest that I'm not one of them (ayy)
So I don't get why you're a pain
Are you so used to the assholes that you're simply drained (ayy)?
Autopilot is a thing, I've been on it plenty
But you've gotta let it go, your attitude, it tempts me (ayy)
Stereotypical response from any real jerk
"I want a manager!" Makes you look like a mean jerk (ayy)
And I can't pull off that one damn haircut but I have reasons that I'm needin'
A supervisor, someone to start a beatin' with mean words
All that I need, a simple thing (yeah)
Dock money off from this high fee (brah)
Doesn't hurt to do what I asked from the top
Your shite sentiment's quite evident (why?), coupon (trust me)

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