In a gloom
there's no other BP Connect
I've seen my Nectar eat me up Tell me lies (please read Mojo) A Mojo pin is thesaurus' arse

If I see myself again
Surely I'll never end
These days to come on Daybreak I know I'll never be alone

In a gloom
I love Coal Chamber
in 2000 'Loco' was my jam
David Essex
He ain't from Essex
if he was, He'll be Mark Wright

If I'm here together again
Surely I'll never end
Your day has come to Mojo pin The day has now Soul Coughing
The rage has overcome again
to remember who I am
In a gloom there's no Britpop on Instead there's White Zombie

I know I'll excuse me
You're gonna be a The Fragile
(Gonna be a The Fragile)
If you love Trent Reznor
Nobody sees Andy Rourke nowt
Not now, now, now, now
now

If i'm remember Collective Soul
'Shine' never used to end
Post-grunge has gone and metal is still with us
Can't stand Sevendust

If I am together again
I will remember who I am
No Cardiff matches for me tonight
I found a new place to dwell

If I together again
(ooh, ah, ooh)

Surely I am a Jeff Green
(ooh, aah, ooh)

If i am a Bright Eyes
(ooh, ah, ooh)

I am a toilet duck
(ooh, nooo)