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Song Parodies -> "Ho Ho"

Original Song Title:

"Hi Ho"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"Ho Ho"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Since it's Christmas, decided to write this little song that's been in my head for the last month. Extra lyrics in the chorus are from the whistling part.
I go go go go go go go through the roof the whole night through
To land land land land land land land is what I really hate to do
It's a big trick, these chimneys stick
If you just get stuck there that really really stinks
The chimney (The chimney)
The chimney (The chimney)
It's too narrow for me-eeeeeeeee!

I ride ride ride ride ride ride ride from early morn 'til night
I ride ride ride ride ride ride ride through everything in sight
I pick up birdies by the score
A thousand turdies, sometimes more
But I fling them out, that's what they're for
I ride ride ride a-ride ride

Ho ho, Ho ho
Ho ho, Ho ho
Ho ho

Ho ho, Ho ho
Down the chimney I go
I'll fall in soot and hurt my foot
Ho ho, Ho ho, Ho ho

Ho ho, Ho ho
Down the chimney I go
I'll bust my gut and hurt my butt
Ho ho, Ho ho,.Ho ho

Ho ho, Ho ho
Down the chimney I go
If I get stuck I'm out of luck
Ho ho, Ho ho, Ho ho

Ho ho, Ho ho
Ho ho, Ho ho
Ho ho, Ho ho
Ho ho-hum


Ho ho, Ho ho
Down the chimney I go
Suck in my gut watch out for mutts
Ho ho, Ho ho, Ho ho

Ho ho
Merry Christmas
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Ann Hammond - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
ho ho
2Eagle - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Oy, hoo hah! Don't you know Santa rides a starship at warp speed and comes down the chimney by transporter?
Phil Nelson - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann and 2Eagle.
Old Man Ribber - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This dwarfs all other holiday parodies! 7-7-7. ;D
Phil Nelson - December 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Ribber.
blackjack21 - December 27, 2009 - Report this comment
No small feat here.
Phil Nelson - December 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks blackjack21
TAMAA BIRD 1000 VOICES - October 29, 2018 - Report this comment
THE SNOW THE SNOW,ITS 20 FEET OR MORE,I THOUGHT AL GORE SAID THERE WOULD BE NO MORE

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