Song Parodies -> "It's The Worst Ride Of Them All"

Original Song Title:

"Small World"

Original Performer:

"It's The Worst Ride Of Them All"

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The Lyrics

"If you've ever been on it, you'd have to agree, this is the worst ride in of theme park history." *Matthias Suess.

(Gut Wrenching Happy Instrumental)

There's rides like Teacups
Makes lunch disappear
There's rides like Pirates
That bore you to tears
They all bore adults there
But one ride I do fear
It's the worst ride of them all

It's the worst ride of them all
It's the worst ride of them all
Disney don't got alcohol
For this Small World ride

(Another Disgustingly Happy Instrumental)

You're all cramped in a boat with a toddler son
Who's crying starts bitching from everyone
Though the flowers all chime
And it's a bore worldwide
It's the worst ride of them all

It's the worst ride of them all
It's the worst ride of them all
Worse than the President's Hall
It's the worst, worst ride

It's the worst ride of them all
It's the worst ride of them all
Rather have Space Mountain stall
Than this Small World ride

It's the worst ride of them all
It's the worst ride of them all
Rather toothbrush toilet stalls
Than this Small World ride

IT'S THE WORST, WORST RIDE!!!

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Ashley Schwartz - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I sorta disagree with you about the SW (but hey, we're all entitled to our opinions, so I respect yours), but the parody is well written so I'm voting 5's. By the way, I don't mean to get critical or anything, but there's a typo in the third stanza, second line: it should most likely be "Whose crying starts bitching from everyone", not "Who's." The word you used is a contraction for "who is", so what you said was "who is crying starts bitching from everyone", which doesn't make cents...er, sense. Oh well. But like I said, the parody is well written.

Matthias - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm sorri Ashli Schwaltz, butt u have ta agre wit mee aboot de Teacups.

Ashley - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

I do agree with you about the Teacups; that's why I never ride them anymore. Any special reason why you misspelt my name?

Matthias - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

No, Ashley just for humor... Sorri ifit buggs u.

Ashley Schwartz - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

It's okay, Mahthyuss...I got a good kick out of it. LOL

Red Ant - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you for slamming this awful song again after my version a while back. Better pacing as well.

Matthias - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Just doing my part in the protest against this ride.

Rick C - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Very well done, Matthias! Funny as hell! I like the "rather toothbrush toilet stalls" line best....555

Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment

My wife and I went to Disney World/EPCOT Center ... after a few hours, my wife said that she felt like a "Tron" ... I couldn't have agreed more! ;-)

Matthias - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

It's a world of Ashely a world of Ant It's a world of Rick a world of John With their 5's they did spare I have their deepest care It's Am I Right after all....

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