I've got to get this suitcase
Outside in secrecy;
But there's another agent
Who's always foll'win' me.
I'm layin' traps
And hopin' he'll die.
Why must I be up against the white spy?
One door I hide explosives;
That desk I'll hide a spring.
I think I've gotta grab
That umbrella-thing.
I've got traps to make doors electrify
I'm gonna make sure that spy's gonna fry.

We fight it out for whenever we meet,
But I was smart and grabbed a knife and now you're beat.

Well if I finally killed you off,
I don't know what I would do
Cause we've vied for so long
I'd be lonely without you.

But naturally, this fact I'd deny...
Why must I be up against the white spy?
We fight it out for for whenever we meet,
But I was smart and so I rigged up that machine

Well if you want to make him die
That task's somewhat hard to do -
Gotta lay some traps nearby,
Or I'll find a stick to use.

I wish this stuff was less classified;
Why must I be up against the white spy?
(Please die)Why must I be up against the white spy?
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