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Song Parodies -> "What?! A Dick on a Playmate!"
Original Song Title:
"What a Difference a Day Made"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dinah Washington
Parody Song Title:
"What?! A Dick on a Playmate!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
What?! a dick on a Playmate!
Pendant pork, swing endowment.
Raised eyebrows, then enwow!ment.
Is s/he sweetie or swain?
There’s a pendant sway on you here—
How is that part of you, dear?!
What are we going to do, dear?
Combo of guy and gyn.
What’s a dick on a Playmate?
For sure an anomaly—
Guy/gal your anatomy.
We thought you were a miss, and look at this.
In our pages they find romance, that’s what men do.
But, a dick on a Playmate!
It’s sure different, that’s true.
Can’t run pix with a Playmate
Who has this anomaly—
Looks like hermaphroditry:
You are only part miss. . .no reader bliss.
In our pages they look askance, that’s what men do
When there’s dick on a Playmate!
“It’s a dildo. . .tricked you!!”
Pendant pork, swing endowment.
Raised eyebrows, then enwow!ment.
Is s/he sweetie or swain?
There’s a pendant sway on you here—
How is that part of you, dear?!
What are we going to do, dear?
Combo of guy and gyn.
What’s a dick on a Playmate?
For sure an anomaly—
Guy/gal your anatomy.
We thought you were a miss, and look at this.
In our pages they find romance, that’s what men do.
But, a dick on a Playmate!
It’s sure different, that’s true.
Can’t run pix with a Playmate
Who has this anomaly—
Looks like hermaphroditry:
You are only part miss. . .no reader bliss.
In our pages they look askance, that’s what men do
When there’s dick on a Playmate!
“It’s a dildo. . .tricked you!!”
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IT'S PAT!!!! No, it's fives....
JAB - Fine job. As a firm supporter of both capital punishment and women's rights, I naturally believe that women should be "hung" like men...lol! ;D '
Funny stuff...with a tricky ending
Victor to Vilma . . . .Ohhh Liev ! ! mein LIEVerHerr !
Thanks, all, of whatever gender.
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