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Song Parodies -> "Vittles Barfin'"
Original Song Title:
"Little Darlin'"
Original Performer:
Diamonds
Parody Song Title:
"Vittles Barfin'"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
[protracted barfin' sound]
Oh vittles barfin'
Oh vittles barfin'
Gag-gag-gag--there, I-I spew
My lunch-a
Got a pong-a
(Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!)
Stew-ew, fries
Now lunch-a goo
A-goo-a, goo-a, goo-a
Gro-oss smell-a
From my lunch-a
(Phew, phew, phew, phew!)
Is too much-a for you
Then you too spew-ew-ew.
SPOKEN AMID REGURGITATION:
I'm barfin'
My feed chewed
(Some raw tartare)
Some gall I've blown
Got a wretched pong
I'm a gross swine
My vittles: ham
(Sow, sow, sow, sow)
I'll blow more soon
Some appalling lamb
Peas, okra, Spam
Try beer-a:
Tha-at was wrong-a
Heaves not dry
Makes lunch jui-
cy, juicy, moussey, sluicy
So-o, fellas
Now my lunch-a
Is-a stuck-a on you,
You, spew crew too-oo-oo
Oh vittles barfin'
Oh vittles barfin'
Gag-gag-gag--there, I-I spew
My lunch-a
Got a pong-a
(Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!)
Stew-ew, fries
Now lunch-a goo
A-goo-a, goo-a, goo-a
Gro-oss smell-a
From my lunch-a
(Phew, phew, phew, phew!)
Is too much-a for you
Then you too spew-ew-ew.
SPOKEN AMID REGURGITATION:
I'm barfin'
My feed chewed
(Some raw tartare)
Some gall I've blown
Got a wretched pong
I'm a gross swine
My vittles: ham
(Sow, sow, sow, sow)
I'll blow more soon
Some appalling lamb
Peas, okra, Spam
Try beer-a:
Tha-at was wrong-a
Heaves not dry
Makes lunch jui-
cy, juicy, moussey, sluicy
So-o, fellas
Now my lunch-a
Is-a stuck-a on you,
You, spew crew too-oo-oo
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lol..a great sub for the origial lyrics which sounded if they were spat out anyway
Is that a memory of the school cafeteria?
Yes, Sir 2Ease, pirate Jack does conger up some rather unsightly memories of school days . . . even those from highschool !
Thanks, Alvin, 2Eagle, Cakes.
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