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Song Parodies -> "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas?"
Original Song Title:
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas?"
Parody Written by:
Joe the Crazy Conch
The Lyrics
This is a song that pokes fun at the phenomenon of "Christmas creep", that is, when retailers start their sales for the holiday season before Black Friday (many retailers even start in late October, and most have started Christmas/holiday sales by November 1). Anyway, it's about something that drives me CRAZY!
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Weeks before it should
Drive down Routes 46 and 10
You’ll see it once again
With candy canes and highway lanes aglow
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It’s mobbed in every store
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the long line that will be stretching out the door
A Polaris ATV and some phones from LG are the hopes of Michael and Ken
Pillows with fluff and some new Hallmark stuff is a hope for Ally and Jen
And this guy here can hardly wait to head to work again
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But wait, it’s just not right
There’s a tree at Super 8 Motel
One in ShopRite as well
I guess the folks out here aren’t too bright
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But it’s November 8th
And the one thing that ticks me off
Is the line at Fortunoff
And it’s not that great
(Instrumental)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Crowds in every store
And the ugliest sight to see
Is the long line that will be stretching out that door
Weeks before it should
Drive down Routes 46 and 10
You’ll see it once again
With candy canes and highway lanes aglow
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It’s mobbed in every store
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the long line that will be stretching out the door
A Polaris ATV and some phones from LG are the hopes of Michael and Ken
Pillows with fluff and some new Hallmark stuff is a hope for Ally and Jen
And this guy here can hardly wait to head to work again
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But wait, it’s just not right
There’s a tree at Super 8 Motel
One in ShopRite as well
I guess the folks out here aren’t too bright
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But it’s November 8th
And the one thing that ticks me off
Is the line at Fortunoff
And it’s not that great
(Instrumental)
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Crowds in every store
And the ugliest sight to see
Is the long line that will be stretching out that door
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Halloween candy hit the store shelves in August, a week or so before the commercial Halloween haunted houses opened up. A one-evening holiday stretched to two months. And, a house across the street from me had its Christmas lights on over the weekend. Sadly, Thanksgiving, a true American holiday, has been radically truncated to squeeze in a few hours more of standing in line to grapple over mass-produced Chinese electronic junk. Happy Holi-half-a-day.
I love Christmas so much I honestly don't mind besides the earlier egg nog goes on sale the better! "drools" that said this was still very funny and well written 5's!
Entertaining stuff Joe....hope there's not a lot of bumper carts or store rage this year
Nicely done, and it's also very cool that you branched out of your NASCAR-themed work.
Do you like your Eggnog cold or hot?
Cold Southern Comfort eggnog!
Warm egg nog warmed in the micro wave on christmas eve before hitting the sack and hoping you dont get those tacky gifts like Peter Billingly's Bunny P.J. and Slippers
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