Brain’s practically a useless thing
His mind it whirls but can’t think straight

Shoves a spoon in his eye
When he’s munching on Life
That’s A Moron

When some lipstick he finds
Just to make-up his mind
That’s a Moron

Tries to swing
On a clump of strings
In his hand he clings
And he screams just like Tarzan

Unused brain
He’s mostly insane
Thoughts go down the drain
Nerves are frayed he’s a dumbass

At the bar he plays pool
And wears swim trunks the fool
That’s a Moron

He stares at a juice crate
Cause it says “concentrate”
He’s quite dumb

He sits on the TV
And the couch he is watching
That’s stupid

Says “King me” full of glee playing Monopoly
That’s a Moron

He got locked in his ride
Cause he dropped keys outside
That’s a Moron

(What a Moron!)

He thinks when it is night
The sun turns out its light
That’s a Moron

(Such a Moron)

He’s a creep
Likes to chew on Peeps
Not because they’re cheap
But he thinks they’re nutritious

(They’re nutritious, So nutritious)

He’s so dense
Puts his M&Ms
By the Alphabet
Makes no sense he’s a bonehead

He’s so brain-dead

How he flunked a blood test
Is still anyone’s guess
That’s a Moron

(What a Moron)

Someone said “Take a seat”
Now his armchair’s missing
That dude’s dumb

He hopes for… pork and beans
The forecast… said that it would… be chilly

He received
Minus three
On his class S.A.Ts
That’s a Moron

(A Moron)

That’s a Moron!