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Song Parodies -> "Snowing In The Capital Again"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Snowing In The Capital Again"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
Snow Apocalypse? In the heartland, these storms would be called "springtime"! Two observations - first, this shows how out of touch our representatives in D.C. are with a large part of the country, and second, global warming might not be as bad as we've been led to believe. ;D
Once again it is snowing
And the wind is a'blowing.
It's blocked every street.
It's measured in feet,
Snowing in the Capital again.
All D.C. now is frozen
And the Congress is closin'.
Instead of bad laws
They're throwing snow balls,
Snowing in the Capital again.
All the giant drifts are quite a trauma.
It is piled clear up to Lincoln's knees.
It's the only way that Prez Obama
Is ever gonna have a "spending freeze"!
To the left, it's alarming!
It belies global warming!
Each snowman that's made
Smacks down cap and trade
Snowing in the Capital again.
(Instrumental break to bridge)
Each new wave of frosty Arctic blizzard
Shows us that the arrogant Al Gore
Really isn't such a climate wizard
And all the climate pimps don't know the score.
But what has D.C. shiverin'?
Voters say "Start deliverin'!
No more days of clover."
That's why hell's froze over!
Snowing in the Capital again.
To stay warm, how about hosting a Tea Party? ;D
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Delightful! : ) Is hell the capital? Must be.
They really need a good "cooling" down, with all the "heat" lately coming down on "Omams, The Show Man!" (HEY, A NEW SONG???)
I've got to learn to hit the right keys!
Make that new song, "OBAMA, THE SHOW MAN!!)
The feds have shut down for a week and life still goes on in the real world. What lesson should we take from this? Nothing upsets a bureaucrat more than challenging his sense of relevance.
I used to live there. And it is hell.
JP, OMR's work is never hate-filled. He calls it as he sees it, using satire to its best advantage. I can't reiterate this enough: this is a parody site. Any public figure is fair game for barbs from mild to VERY pointed.
JP, OMR's work is never hate-filled. He calls it as he sees it, using satire to its best advantage. I can't reiterate this enough: this is a parody site. Any public figure is fair game for barbs from mild to VERY pointed.
The capital is hell, and the coolest places in it are reserved for those, who in times of great moral hazard, vote to bail out Wall Street banks and allot them more corporate welfare by abetting them to subsume Main Street, after repealing laws that allowed the conflict of interest of being able to write, sell, and short their toxic paper, while giving their clients 'buy' recommendations. Otherwise, if the SEC lets Goldman 'front run' trades on the NYSE, etc, then the buck stops at Uncle Tomma's desk for not enforcing the law. So a snowball has almost as good a chance there, as Wall Street contributors of his being prominent on his pardon list.
Excellent, OMR!
LOL @ "spending freeze", and ROFL by the end! 555!
As for the Unobomber (JP?) :
Leftist whiners put on such a show, man
When they see you puttin' Prezie down
They'll say, "It's not fair!" but we'll say, "So, man?"
'Cause you can diss the snobs when you're a clown! :D
As for the Unobomber (JP?) :
Leftist whiners put on such a show, man
When they see you puttin' Prezie down
They'll say, "It's not fair!" but we'll say, "So, man?"
'Cause you can diss the snobs when you're a clown! :D
Thanks all. Thanks for having my back, John. FG, thanks for saying it cleverly. We may have found you-know-who! ;D
Old Grand Wizzard? Not a bad pun, if somewhat misguided. See, you have a bit of the parody gift yourself. Give you satisfaction? No, I'll give you encouragement. Write your feelings in a song. If it's good, I'll score it on its merits and humor if I agree or not. Mr. Pacholek and I have such a respectful relationship. ;D
An avalanche of funny stuff
Patrick beat me to my comment. Ditto.
@ JP: Were you here defending the rights of free speech during Bush's admin, when similarly critical offerings were posted every day? Did you defend their right to criticize Bush? ... No, we're not bothered by the 1s (How is this a 1 on pacing?), but by the double-standard. Oh, and do you have a recognized nick here? Sign it and stand behind it.
@ JP: Were you here defending the rights of free speech during Bush's admin, when similarly critical offerings were posted every day? Did you defend their right to criticize Bush? ... No, we're not bothered by the 1s (How is this a 1 on pacing?), but by the double-standard. Oh, and do you have a recognized nick here? Sign it and stand behind it.
Hopefully it won't get 555 cm of snow.
I hope to see Al Gore get snowed in the same with Greenpeace
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