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Song Parodies -> "That's a ¿Por Qué?"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's a ¿Por Qué?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When there's moos in the sty, that's a pig diddled. Why?
That's a ¿por qué?
When a whine is porcine prompted by a bovine,
That's a pork, eh?

Cowbells ring, and the sow belles sing as they have their fling
And you'll think, "vaca bella."
Also playing amid the hay, animal that neighs--
Mare, caballa, a bay, uh?

The toros have a go, then "Hasta luego"
To the pork say.
It's a treat when animals that have got hooved feet fall in love.
They create so much steam that the farmer screams, "¡Está fuego!"
Then he sees, they're flame-free, gets sleepy. He says,
"My name is Jorge."

Cuando un puerco, una vaca se sacan,
Una "¿por qué?"
Se pregunta, pero lo que se responde:
Sólo, "¡Porque!"

Concerro concierto y las cerdas cantan,
Piensas "vaca bella."
También y tanta bien una caballa
Relincha. . .taca ella.

Pues, los toros con cuernos, "Hasta luego"
Braman, porque
Quieren que vienen--muy bien, animal-amor.
Pero el agricultor dice del amor, "¡Está fuego!"
Pero, no hay las llamas, descansa; el se
Llama Jorge.

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Agrimorfee - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This had to have been written at the midway point...just enough energy to pull up altvavista's Babelfish, John? Multiple meanings, requiring multiple readings. Esta bella, signore!555

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