Look at the snow, falling so fast,
A winter wonderland, spreading its cast.
Rump says U.S. needs to own Greenland,
To make the world safe from the Greenland wind.

The reindeer are flying,
with Rudolph's bright nose shining,
But Rump says we need to build a wall on the ice,
To keep out those pesky Greenland mice.

We'll make Greenland great again,
With Rump's big brain, my my
We'll build a wall so high,
That not a thing can fly.

With Eskimos, magaTs conspire
To make Rump their sire
In igloos they made
They're not afraid that
Rump says U.S. needs to own Greenland

They like to build straw men with their snow men,
Misrepresent what Lefty's show is sound
They sure do get scummy with their straw men,
Pray to Deity to knock them down.

Maga dopes are always shilling
For a man who's really chilling
It's fine they claim, the fascist way,
Rump says U.S. needs to own Greenland

Slay bells ring, are you listening?
It's not a game, fascism's glistening
A horrible sight,
It causes us fright
Rump says U.S. needs to own Greenland

So dismayed are keen Jew birds,
Here to stay are the rude turds
They sing their greed songs,
Their greed is so strong,
Rump says U.S. needs to own Greenland