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Song Parodies -> "That’s Agave"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"That’s Agave"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
When you’re boozing, pie-eyed,
not on Bourbon or rye, that’s agave.
When you’re feeling quite fine
with some salt and a lime, that’s agave.
Swell to drink, glass goes “clinky-clink…
feeling in the pink ’cause you’re a drinking fella.
Don’t delay to put more away
each and every day till you’re a stinking fella.
And then you start to drool,
acting like a damn fool, from agave.
You fall, land on the street,
and then can’t find your feet to get up.
Next you’re starting to stream,
passed out, in a “wet” dream—
men’s room’s far ’way.
Pools-of-pee-engulfed mean a lesson that must be
learned the hard way.
not on Bourbon or rye, that’s agave.
When you’re feeling quite fine
with some salt and a lime, that’s agave.
Swell to drink, glass goes “clinky-clink…
feeling in the pink ’cause you’re a drinking fella.
Don’t delay to put more away
each and every day till you’re a stinking fella.
And then you start to drool,
acting like a damn fool, from agave.
You fall, land on the street,
and then can’t find your feet to get up.
Next you’re starting to stream,
passed out, in a “wet” dream—
men’s room’s far ’way.
Pools-of-pee-engulfed mean a lesson that must be
learned the hard way.
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