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Song Parodies -> "Dishwasher"
Original Song Title:
"Witch Doctor"
Original Performer:
David Seville
Parody Song Title:
"Dishwasher"
Parody Written by:
Tim Hall
The Lyrics
Opened the dishwasher and emptied the whole sink
Loaded the dishwasher and boy, it sure did stink
Turned on the dishwasher, it made all these noises
that sound like....
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Opened the dishwasher and saw a lot of spots
I stuffed the dishwasher with utensils and pots
Turned on the dishwasher, it made all these noises
that sound like....
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
I’ve been getting spots on dishes
and the cause was hard water
It was so bad the dishes were a fright
So I went out and found myself
Some stuff that’s a lot better
The glasses and dishes look so bright
And now the dishwasher, cleans without any spots
I use the dishwasher, with increased confidence
Washing dishes today makes lots of common sense
It sounds like ....
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Loaded the dishwasher and boy, it sure did stink
Turned on the dishwasher, it made all these noises
that sound like....
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Opened the dishwasher and saw a lot of spots
I stuffed the dishwasher with utensils and pots
Turned on the dishwasher, it made all these noises
that sound like....
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
I’ve been getting spots on dishes
and the cause was hard water
It was so bad the dishes were a fright
So I went out and found myself
Some stuff that’s a lot better
The glasses and dishes look so bright
And now the dishwasher, cleans without any spots
I use the dishwasher, with increased confidence
Washing dishes today makes lots of common sense
It sounds like ....
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
Whoosh. whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, clang, clang,
gurgle, gurgle, blub, blub.
trhall@stuart.iit.edu
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good one...i dug the dishwasher / witchdoctor switch and the onomatopoeia
What Alvin said.
Whaddya mean overdo it? We wanna sing it again! 555
I really wanted to like this one, but it was a good idea only fairly-well executed. But I'm not surprised that Alvin liked it. Right, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!
good one 554
TSB is gonna get ya for this... surprised he hasn't already! No dishrespect intended... What alvin said. Dish ya out some Fives.
My theme song, but I do it by hand. - 555
yes, michael....my 'dad' and brothers got our start in show biz with this OS
This was really cute! :-D
What Johnathan S said
My thanks to everyone for their comments!
Ting Tang walla-walla bing, bang . . . I saw the ~ Wit Doctor ~ he made me laugh today! This doc said plenty o' things that made me go astray . . .
Ah, I see my link from my Beatles parody did some good. :)
Funny Stuff Man BRAVO!!!!!
I totally missed this one the first time around! Nice choice of title substitution and sound effects! Totally classic...5-5-5 from me! :D
Realy realy funny song
Use Calganite to stop that nasty Little Spot Maker
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