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Song Parodies -> "Next Month"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Love"
Original Performer:
David Guetta & Sia
Parody Song Title:
"Next Month"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
There are important things around the house that need to be done! And they will be done! Eventually!
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month
Had a plan to fix my house this month
Fill up all the cracks that have built up
But I see not a single time-frame
That I'm free, must put it off again
Spendin' my whole week
Just cleanin' all my shoes
So full up, schedule's full up
Best add another board or two
Another lapse in work, afraid
It's all my bad, it's all my bad
Had too many nose hairs to sever
Too many leg hairs to sever
Forethought drain? It's all my bad
It's all my bad, it's all my bad
But I had to knit Batman sweaters
I had to knit Catman sweaters
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Hope to get all my shit together
Might get all my shit together
Next month
Really wanted to patch all this up
One trip to the hardware store's enough
Can get all I need, uh-uh-huh
In ten minutes, true
But I've spent my week paintin' my chairs blue
My priorities are askew
House full of cracks, the way it shakes
Should move my ass, should move my ass
But I do not respond to pressure
Just do not bow down to pressure
Spent ten days blowin' up glass
Been blowin' glass, been blowin' glass
I swear that "soon" will not be "never"
Swear that "real soon" won't be "never"
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Wish I could get my shit together
Promise I'll get shit together
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month
Had a plan to fix my house this month
Fill up all the cracks that have built up
But I see not a single time-frame
That I'm free, must put it off again
Spendin' my whole week
Just cleanin' all my shoes
So full up, schedule's full up
Best add another board or two
Another lapse in work, afraid
It's all my bad, it's all my bad
Had too many nose hairs to sever
Too many leg hairs to sever
Forethought drain? It's all my bad
It's all my bad, it's all my bad
But I had to knit Batman sweaters
I had to knit Catman sweaters
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Hope to get all my shit together
Might get all my shit together
Next month
Really wanted to patch all this up
One trip to the hardware store's enough
Can get all I need, uh-uh-huh
In ten minutes, true
But I've spent my week paintin' my chairs blue
My priorities are askew
House full of cracks, the way it shakes
Should move my ass, should move my ass
But I do not respond to pressure
Just do not bow down to pressure
Spent ten days blowin' up glass
Been blowin' glass, been blowin' glass
I swear that "soon" will not be "never"
Swear that "real soon" won't be "never"
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Wish I could get my shit together
Promise I'll get shit together
Next month, next month
Next month, next month
Was gonna post a section of Green Day's "Longview" down here because I thought the line had the word "procrastination" in it, but I guess that was the edited version. Not gonna say what it really was, that's for you to discover for yourselves.
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