I want a snack, one not in this house, crazy
Love for it's mad, so I won't be lay-down lazy
Hop in the car, shops ain't that far, gut pain is growin'
It yearns for one or more doughnuts, must kill the groanin'
Walked through the doors, all the menu boards showin'
Hard proof that "more" is what they've aimed for but I
Know I want some basic stuff and lots of it at that
So I have a simple plan when the line's through to rant:

Do you sell base donuts? All these pics seem drowned (pics seem drowned)
In nuts, flakes and other things I don't want now (don't want now)
Won't pay the bill for that, no way, just overstuffed with nonsense
Keep that damn cream off of mine, I don't want extra whatsists
I was simply hopin' for a basic bite (basic bite)
And then sev'ral dozen more, my hunger's high (hunger's high)
The menu's changed too much, don't crave all of this weird extra bollocks
Just want some mere fried dough from here that's nothin' but frosted

I want none of that crap for my eatin'
Some other month, might be nice for treatin'
I'm famished, so that shit's just a tad too lavish
It's the truth, goddamnit, ho-oh-oh

Script from which your workin' needs a fix, hands down (fix, hands down)
Let me sate my hunger how I want to now (want to now)
It's hard to fill my belly, mate, with all these extra options
Be proud of their looks, they're nice, just not the style I'm wantin'
Sure you can't go pokin' in the back, quick-like (back, quick-like)?
If you're out of stock, I'll check some other site (other site)
Come out and say the reason plain why we still have a problem
Just want some mere fried dough from here that's nothin' but frosted

Basic doughnuts now
Is that so hard? Wow