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Song Parodies -> "Girl, I Love You So"

Original Song Title:

"Better That You know"

Original Performer:

Crystal Empress

Parody Song Title:

"Girl, I Love You So"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Midnight
I can hear
The wind blow
Underneath
My window
Will you be
A no-show?

Shadows
Dance across
My ceiling
And I have
This feeling
That we will
Be meeting

Are we
Good to go?
(I need to know)

Footsteps
Hear the stairs
Are creaking
While my
Heart is beating
Am I
Only dreaming

Your form
Standing in
My doorway
Apparel slowly
Gives way
What words
Do I dare say

Are we
Good to go?
(I need to know)

Embracing
Kissing art
Of tasting
Ritual act
Of mating
Your love
No escaping

Thrusting
Eager for
Love-Lusting
Ride this
Wild Mustang
In passionate
Hot coupling

Girl
I love you so!!!
(Wanted you to know)

Girl
I love you so!!!
(Wanted you to know)

Girl
I love you so!!!
(Wanted you to know)

Girl
I love you so!!!
(Wanted you to know)

Girl, I love you so!!!
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Porfle Popnecker - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
This will be the new theme song to my Bea Arthur fantasies.
Rob Arndt - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, what about your Ann B. Davis fantasies??? Sam never really did deliver the beef, did he :-(
Porfle Popnecker - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't go into my "Alice" fantasies here, but they involve the word "meatloaf."

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