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Song Parodies -> "Eat Less Cookie"
Original Song Title:
"Eatin' Cookie"
Original Performer:
Cookie Monster
Parody Song Title:
"Eat Less Cookie"
Parody Written by:
WhizkidF
The Lyrics
Somewhere in the Internet, I heard that Cookie Monster reduced his cookie intake because of the rising childhood obesity rates. While the creators gave him a health makeover, I altered this parody of "Makin' Whoopie" for the "Healthy Habits for Life" series. I wrote it to emphasize how he moderates this top part of the Food Guide Pyramid. As the Reppies said, "Live a healthy kind of life!"
(A New England blizzard in 2005, with Cookie Monster shown in his furry form)
In the winter, there's lots of snow
There is this one thing for tots to know
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Munches half of the box of cookies)
(Scene changes to a small town, in spring garb)
In the springtime, the small bees buzz
Oh, obese kids, please do not fuss
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Eats one cookie)
Me eat less ev'ry season
Me eat less day and night
When me eat less cookies
Me got healthy appetite
(Scene changes to a Miami beach)
In the summer, it very hot
Me run "round the beach, me sweat a lot
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Munches an eighth of the box)
(Scene changes to a school, shrouded in the autumn foliage of the woods)
In the fall, the leaves turn brown
It's now school time in all the town
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Eats another eighth of the box)
(Scene changes to four Cookie Monsters, one season apiece)
Winter: So if it's winter
Spring: Spring!
Summer: Summer!
Fall: Fall!
Winter: It don't matter!
Spring (shouting): Hey, anytime at all!
Summer: It a season, they're so much reasons
Fall: To eat less cookies!
Winter: Sing it, boys!
All: It a season
Spring: Oh yeah!
All: They're so much reasons
Summer: Diet and exercise!
All: To eat less cookies!
(The cookie boxes disappeared)
Fall (spoken): What happened?
Man (shouting): We're teaching y'all moderation here!
Winter (confused): Oh, me got it
In the winter, there's lots of snow
There is this one thing for tots to know
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Munches half of the box of cookies)
(Scene changes to a small town, in spring garb)
In the springtime, the small bees buzz
Oh, obese kids, please do not fuss
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Eats one cookie)
Me eat less ev'ry season
Me eat less day and night
When me eat less cookies
Me got healthy appetite
(Scene changes to a Miami beach)
In the summer, it very hot
Me run "round the beach, me sweat a lot
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Munches an eighth of the box)
(Scene changes to a school, shrouded in the autumn foliage of the woods)
In the fall, the leaves turn brown
It's now school time in all the town
It another season, another reason
To eat less cookies
(Eats another eighth of the box)
(Scene changes to four Cookie Monsters, one season apiece)
Winter: So if it's winter
Spring: Spring!
Summer: Summer!
Fall: Fall!
Winter: It don't matter!
Spring (shouting): Hey, anytime at all!
Summer: It a season, they're so much reasons
Fall: To eat less cookies!
Winter: Sing it, boys!
All: It a season
Spring: Oh yeah!
All: They're so much reasons
Summer: Diet and exercise!
All: To eat less cookies!
(The cookie boxes disappeared)
Fall (spoken): What happened?
Man (shouting): We're teaching y'all moderation here!
Winter (confused): Oh, me got it
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