Song Parodies -> "Lipstick On Your Collie"

Original Song Title:

"Lipstick On Your Collar"

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Original Performer:

"Lipstick On Your Collie"

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The Lyrics

Woof, woof,woof,woof,woof, woof

When you took her for a bone at the butcher shop
Something looked suspicious should'a called a cop
You were gone for quite a while, and you held her paw
You came back and puppy love (ugh) is what I saw

Lipstick on your collie told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collie and a pink tutu
How you get your jollies is not normal, Stu
Cause lipstick on your collie means that we are through

You said it's not what it seems, while I stopped to heave
You said your wife was a dog, I did not believe
Then the S.P.C.A. came, hauled away your ass
Now I've got a new best friend, I'm gonna name her Lass-ie

Lipstick on that collie told a tale quite wrong
Lipstick on that collie and a blue sarong
How you got your jollies is a thing that's gone
Cause lipstick on that collie means that I've moved on

She is now dog-gone
She is now dog-gone

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Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Doggone good, Rick...5's ...I've got one coming up that features creatures...maybe for tomorrow's entries ~ ~ ~

Rick D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

You still coming up? JB wants to come over and rehearse for Espresso. You guys pick songs, we'll play.

Chuck A. Spear - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

HAHAHA...best laugh I've had in a few days! Fivesies!

Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Rick D - Yeah...plan to leave LA Wednesday morning, August 10th and check into San Jose by early afternoon...can we get together that evening at your place? JB, too? Great! I traded e-mails with Mari about my itinerary, I'll drop you a note later today, too...

Adagio - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Good one, Rick!! Weird circumstances. :D 5's

John Barry - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Doggone funny. 5s. I can make it on the 10th.

Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Cool, JB...am much looking forward to it ~ ~ ~

Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Yikes, that one was ruff. Maybe next "Golly Collie" to "Goody Goody"?

Rick D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Sounds fine to me. Send me what songs you both might want to try so we can practice.

Paul Robinson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Sounds like a plan, Rick - will compile something shortly and fire it on up there ~ ~ ~

Rick C - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Funny, Rick D. 555. Check this one out that I submitted last week. Especially Paul Robinson's comments. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bjthomas23.shtml So now you have been Paul Robinsoned by Paul Robinson and I have been Rick Duncaned by Paul Robinson, whom I'm Paul Robinsoning now!

Rick D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Rick C., I have been working on that song, but I'm not ready yet

Paul Robinsoning myself here - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

So OK...let's see if I can get this straight - I "Rick D'd" Rick C on his "Stuck on a Ceiling" but I "Paul Robinson'd" Rick D on this piece, "Lipstick on your Collie"...and Rick C is now "Paul Robinsoning" me now...here...ok...think I got it...so I guess the only thing left to do would be for me to "Paul Robinson" myself...is that legal in the Continental United States these days? ~ ~ ~ guess we will find out ~ ~ ~

Johnny D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Sniff a little butt in a "blue sarong" ... it's a dog's life, ain't it, West Highlander?

Kristof Robertson - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Just plain, straight-up, not right! Funny as heck, tho....555

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