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Song Parodies -> "Army Hot Dogs"
Original Song Title:
"Armour Hot Dogs"
Original Performer:
Commercial Jingle
Parody Song Title:
"Army Hot Dogs"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Hot dogs Army hot dogs
Just hit the skids with Army hot dogs
Squid franks, liver franks, franks from slimy crocks
Rat franks, kidney franks, even franks from chicken stock
Shove hot dogs, Army, hot dogs
Just shove them far from sight
Hot dogs, Army hot dogs
Just stay away from Army hot dogs
Dry heaves, liver faults, stomach hard as rocks
Cat fits, shakey spaz, even bouts of nuero shocks
From hot dogs, Army hot dogs
These dogs pack quite a bite
Just hit the skids with Army hot dogs
Squid franks, liver franks, franks from slimy crocks
Rat franks, kidney franks, even franks from chicken stock
Shove hot dogs, Army, hot dogs
Just shove them far from sight
Hot dogs, Army hot dogs
Just stay away from Army hot dogs
Dry heaves, liver faults, stomach hard as rocks
Cat fits, shakey spaz, even bouts of nuero shocks
From hot dogs, Army hot dogs
These dogs pack quite a bite
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Good Job, sounds as bad as hospital food!
It wouldn't take my vote, so I must have already read and rated this one, guess I blocked it, afterward. ;) Frankly, Guy, I thought it was hilariously disgusting.
Sort of gives "Today's Action Army" a new meaning. 555
What ever happend to an Army of one? Reminds me of boot camp.
Would't it make more sense to have at least "an army of some?" So much for the surge.
I can remember the one with the vendor and the kids at the zoo
Wildman I spend the night in a Hospital in Sept 2017 breakfast was good lunch not so bad but i had dinner and McDonalds was released in the late afternoon
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