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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Die Soon"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Complain"

Original Performer:

Cody Jinks

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Die Soon"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about how do you never want to die soon.
You can tell 'em all that I'm crazy
You can tell 'em I've stayed alive
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to live
It's okay, I've heard the same

Don't think that I will love you
Don't think that I don't try
Don't you ever think you don't need time to die
Every time you asked me why

The people can't get killed off
The rats ain't got no life
The fly don't get no smaller
Yeah, that's just the way it is

You can tell 'em all that I'm alive
You can tell 'em I've want to stay
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to keep
It's okay, I've heard the same
I've heard the same

Right there on your table
I see your friends are eating
Sitting next to a big old family
And a never-ending life

Yeah, the reasons I keep looking
Are the reasons I can't help
Don't think I don't want to
And no, I've never walked away

You can tell 'em all that I'm alive
You can tell 'em I've help to stay
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to keep
It's okay, I've heard the same
And while you're out there staying alive
And you find yourself in friends
I've always had my own to live
But you know I can't die soon
I can't die soon

I wish I could have said it all
Before you stay it alive
It's the same old man you've heard me watch
At least a million times

You can tell 'em all that I'm alive
You can tell 'em I've help to stay
You can tell 'em anything that you want 'em to keep
It's okay, I've heard the same
And while you're out there staying alive
And you find yourself in friends
I've always had my own to live
But you know I can't die soon
I can't die soon

I can't die soon
And no, I can't die soon
We're not dying.

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