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Song Parodies -> "Threads Marred: Waste Shed"
Original Song Title:
"La Marseillaise"
Original Performer:
Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle
Parody Song Title:
"Threads Marred: Waste Shed"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Translation
Legs lovers can't wait to be eating
And have fine a froggy field day.
Contraindicated, toads; bleating
Will be your intestines, "No way!"
Intestines will revolt, I say--
You'll hear the chute open, your crap vent
And solids down frothed legs will slide;
Slipp'ry, into your shoes they'll glide,
From booty into boot entrapment.
Alarmed by sh!it ointment
That warms your flat-feet home.
March on, march on to where you purge
Your puckered place and clothes.
And have fine a froggy field day.
Contraindicated, toads; bleating
Will be your intestines, "No way!"
Intestines will revolt, I say--
You'll hear the chute open, your crap vent
And solids down frothed legs will slide;
Slipp'ry, into your shoes they'll glide,
From booty into boot entrapment.
Alarmed by sh!it ointment
That warms your flat-feet home.
March on, march on to where you purge
Your puckered place and clothes.
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C'est bonne et très crôle, ma je doit dire que je préfère ta version française. :-)
drôle, ave un "d" Merde!
that was simply lovely...lol
Captain Jaque, I prefer the wings myself ! Mange on, Sir !
See my comment on the French fried version.
Thanks, everyone.
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