My tower here on the Amiright displayed
Oh, Lord, Oh God, am I an awesome wonder
Consider all the spoofs my hands have made
Though some are stars, I see that some are blunders

When on a roll, my funny gift to thee
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, no money, all for free
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart

When through with words, and horrid puns I ponder
And post the worst songs quickly on the net
When I put down, or favorite groups I launder
Or wreck the hook, I do with no regret

When on a roll, my funny gift to show
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, denominator low
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart

And when I write, not modest in my spearing
To songs apply, I pierce them with a grin
The jokes I toss, perform for people jeering
"Please stop" they cry, and end this awful din

When on a roll, my funny gift to all
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, no money, just some gall
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart

When the end comes, my life time contribution
"To mock", I'll moan, a boy who likes to fart
Then I shall show, my mental convolution
The songs I've slain, the thousand on my chart

When on a roll, my funny price I pay
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart
An abstract goal, my women, scared away
I've made "Thou" chart, I've made "Thou" chart