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Song Parodies -> "Otis Blew Goode"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny B Goode"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Chuck Berry
Parody Song Title:
"Otis Blew Goode"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Oh, Otis was a nerd who always wore cuffed jeans
He loved smoky neckbones with those lima beans
Grew up in Chicago, way down in the Hood
Had talent kinda' weird, called him "Otis Blew Goode"
He played an instrument, one, with which he was born
Could make his anal end sound like Harry James horn..
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
Each saturday he hit the clubs, down across the track
And sat in with the bands, bent down, turned his back
All the dance beats of the day, he learned and smoothly played
Like an oboe or a tuba, highs and lows were made
The dancers passin' by - dropped cash in his hat
And said, 'Man, your flatulence is never flat"..
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
One night a fight broke out while he was up on stage
The club became a madhouse - crowd was in a rage
Someone shot a gun off - it's mark it found
A critic of the music where no sun shines down
Otis succumbed, now on his tombstone, clear
It reads "Otis Blew Goode" lies here...
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
Otis Blew Goode
He loved smoky neckbones with those lima beans
Grew up in Chicago, way down in the Hood
Had talent kinda' weird, called him "Otis Blew Goode"
He played an instrument, one, with which he was born
Could make his anal end sound like Harry James horn..
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
Each saturday he hit the clubs, down across the track
And sat in with the bands, bent down, turned his back
All the dance beats of the day, he learned and smoothly played
Like an oboe or a tuba, highs and lows were made
The dancers passin' by - dropped cash in his hat
And said, 'Man, your flatulence is never flat"..
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
One night a fight broke out while he was up on stage
The club became a madhouse - crowd was in a rage
Someone shot a gun off - it's mark it found
A critic of the music where no sun shines down
Otis succumbed, now on his tombstone, clear
It reads "Otis Blew Goode" lies here...
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
Blo, blo,
Blo, Otis, blo
Blo, blo,
Otis Blew Goode
Otis Blew Goode
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this didn't blow in fact it was a gas! 5's
Gee, the Pervmeister wrote about something else this time and allowed comments!?!
Nicely done, though I will pass on the concert video. I had always noticed the rhyme of "Lydia" with "Chlamydia", but couldn't figure out what to do with it. Your effort last week was a hit. Why don't you allow comments? That would seem to be the purpose for posting here.
I guess what you're saying is that Otis was a practitioner of anal sax. (Did I really just say that?)
Sounds like Callmelennie is a fudge packer himself
I might understand not allowing comments for risque or political material, though I would think you would want to see how riled up you made your audience. But "Wreck of the Old 97"? What was threatening about that? An actual masterpiece of parody writing, and transforming the shipwreck tale to a true, and well researched story of a famous train wreck. That's what I come here to read, and find so seldom. Please open up for commentary on those songs, at least.
Not allowing comments on most of my parodies has nothing to do with riling up an audience...As you can see, they certainly don't need any help from me...For the reason, refer to my today's submission....I'm tired of giving trolls, nitpickers, whomever, or whatever, a billboard to make there petty comments...I can take honest adverse criticism as well as the next guy, if the commenter uses their real name, but that doesn't happen much...lately, the negative completely outweighs the positive..even in not allowing comments, I realize I'm still gonna' be bombed with one votes, but I've been writing this junk, (as my dad used to call it) all my life, (so far) and as you can see by the song choices, I have a few miles on me...I understand a lot of my submits are not gold, or even cheap tin...in fact, if Chucky would allow it, I'd go through the archives and delete about 80%, or more of what I now consider my real trashy stuff...Father Time becomes the real critic....at any rate.. .I'll probably continue to disallow comments, even more so, after today...but, I appreciate your interest.
I'm with you on this, AFW! Looks like I might have to start writing some more stuff, although a lot of good it would do.
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