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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of Everton"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Christmas music
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Everton"
Parody Written by:
Kankurette
The Lyrics
On the 1st day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
A diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 4th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Four Dutch coaches**
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 5th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 6th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 7th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 8th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 9th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 10th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Ten kopites gloating
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 11th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Eleven U23s winning
Ten kopites gloating
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
(One season later…)
On the 12th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Twelve clubs managed by Sam Allardyce
Eleven U23s winning
Ten kopites gloating
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley!
A diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 4th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Four Dutch coaches**
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 5th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 6th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 7th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 8th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 9th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 10th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Ten kopites gloating
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
On the 11th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Eleven U23s winning
Ten kopites gloating
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley
(One season later…)
On the 12th day of Christmas, Moshiri gave to me
Twelve clubs managed by Sam Allardyce
Eleven U23s winning
Ten kopites gloating
Nine Barry bookings
Eight people asking Bill Kenwright where the Arteta money is
Seven Lukaku goals
Six failed transfers
FIVE INJURED PLAYERS
Four Dutch coaches
Three huge goalies
Two handsome Belgians
And a diamond called Ross Barkley!
• Joel Robles, Mateusz Hewelt and Maarten Stekelenburg. ** Ronald Koeman (manager), Erwin Koeman (assistant manager), Jan Kluitenberg (fitness coach), Patrick Lodewijks (goalkeeping coach). *** Everton failed to procure Axel Witsel, Sam Byram, Lamine Kone, Viktor Yarmolenko, Nikola Kalinic or Moussa Sissoko during the 16-17 season. In the case of Sissoko, this was a good thing. **** Limerick, Preston North End, Blackpool, Notts County, Bolton Wanderers, Newcastle, Blackburn Rovers, West Ham, Sunderland, the England team, and Crystal Palace. Following the sacking of Ronald Koeman, Everton became the twelfth club / team managed by Big Sam.
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