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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself An Amish Little Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"Have Yourself An Amish Little Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Have yourself an Amish little Christmas
Milk a cow tonight
From now on
Some candles will be the only Christmas lights
Have yourself an Amish little Christmas
As well all go pray
From now on,
The English will be miles away
Here we live in the olden days
1600 days and before
Farming friends who raised barns with us
Unwrap pitchforks with us once more
Through the years our buggies raced together
As we will always plow
Hang a shining star upon the nearest cow
And have yourself an Amish, Amish, Amish, Amish little Christmas now
Milk a cow tonight
From now on
Some candles will be the only Christmas lights
Have yourself an Amish little Christmas
As well all go pray
From now on,
The English will be miles away
Here we live in the olden days
1600 days and before
Farming friends who raised barns with us
Unwrap pitchforks with us once more
Through the years our buggies raced together
As we will always plow
Hang a shining star upon the nearest cow
And have yourself an Amish, Amish, Amish, Amish little Christmas now
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beautifully written
Sehr gut!
Funny theme and content...pacing only a tad off in spots..very good, tho
Merry Christmas to thee and thyours ath thwell.
Hang a shining star upon the nearest cow....great!
Some very good lines in here. :)
I love Amish and think it is a sign of something - maybe the writers - that the Amish parodies are accurate, kind, and presented in a spirit of goodwill. I suspect the Amish might be the last people to want political correctness applied to themselves, but they have a really deep and fantastic sense of humor. Thank you and those past and yet to be for including the Amish in your works of tender genius.
Ok. kinda of funny, but I really like the hang a star on the cow. ;)
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