Down in the pumproom, chambers pause.
Unplug Oil Dick's sanguine clog.
Then tell the chimp he's the boss's boy—
Might have to work if Dick's unemployed.

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Oh, oh, oh, blood doesn't flow,
Oh, oh, oh, Dick better go
To the White House doc, quick, quick quick—
Down through the gullet, a nitro kick.

Next comes the stent, just as sharp as hell.
Stick it in to ease the swell.
Doc says, "By golly, he rolled back eyes!
Let's strip a vein from one of his thighs."

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Then comes the shocking, the medic's skill,
To start that laborious fill.
Reflex! A hammer, more stents like tacks.
Brought back again, from his Nth attack.

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