(bung, bung, bung , bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
bung, bung, bung, bung, bung,
bung, bung, bung , bung, bung, bung, bung, bung
bung, bung, bung, bung, bung)

Mr Panman,
make our pans clean
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
make them the cleanest
that we've ever seen
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
we get the pans
as black as charcoal
you use you scrubbies and you make them sparkle.

Panman,
you're not alone
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
we brings the pans
you piss and moan
(bung, bung, bung, bung)
but then you use your magic spray
Mr Panman, you make our day

Mr Panman,
(Yesss?)
now do you see
we really need you
won't you agree
you're as important
as any other
now quit your bitchen cause I'm not your mother

Panman,
you're not alone
we bring the pans
you piss and moan
but then you use you magic spray

Mr Panman
believe it,
we really really mean it
Mr panman, you make our day!