Know that I look real bad
On the spot with demands
But you did start it, bud
Take those words, look 'em up
If you wanna try and look super snide
Backin' your side up with a quote? That's fine, fine, fine
I need you to show the proof, check it now
Show me you know what the hell you're talkin' 'bout

It's a very common sort of fallacy, I believe
Usin' the bog-standard appeal to authority
But you brought the damn quote up with "it's been said", can't not see
That it could be absolutely bullshit, need more than "Someone said it"
Someone said it, someone said it, someone said it, someone said it
Someone said it, someone said it, need more than "Someone said it (said it)"
Someone said it, someone said it, someone said it, someone said it
Out of whole cloth, could've been created, need more than "Someone said it"

"Debate me!" Said by you (oh-oh-oh)
Shockin' me, you followed through (na-ah)
Didn't leave (ah-ah) but I'd guess
Inside deep, you wish that you lacked the conviction
Now you're on the line lookin' pretty shite (oh-oh-oh)
Flounderin' a bunch, wishin' you could die, die, die
Hoped that you'd left your best move for right now
But you've messed around and now you're findin' out

Thought you'd go and shift the focus elsewhere and get me to then see
That you're right or somethin', that ain't happenin', trust me
'Cause if I'm gonna (now) take a quote on board, here's what I need
Askin' for some proof of their existence, need more than "Someone said it"
Someone said it, someone said it, someone said it, someone said it
Someone said it, someone said it, need more than "Someone said it (said it)"
Someone said it, someone said it, someone said it, someone said it
I'm not wastin' time on made-up bullshit, need more than "Someone said it"

I-I-I'll be patient, go start locatin', got time for waitin', waitin'
Sure-sure you really want me to-to-to drop my jaw, can't take it
I-I-I'm so patient but I'll just say it: while I'm here waitin', waitin'
I-I'm just thinkin' "Sorry, sourced or not, that quote's still shoddy"
Wanted you to squirm, it's true, there's no doubt
It's the only friggin' reason I came out

Don't engage with "Debate me" trolls normally, that's just me
But your confidence that ev'rybody smart agrees
With all the crap you're blastin', had to rub my hands in glee
I knew that I could make you admit it, got jack but "Someone said it"
Someone said it, someone said it, someone said it, someone said it
Someone said it, someone said it, got jack but "Someone said it (said it)"
Someone said it, someone said it (oh-oh, someone said it), someone said it, someone said it
Your humiliation is delicious, got jack but "Someone said it"