When you're the best
As I've proved that I am
I will not put a round
Peg in a square hole's span

It is me alone
That took it to perfection
An elephant's shown
And I made the connection
Had no corrections!

I sure impressed
When I went all the way
Through pictures, never guessed
Did better than OK
I took a test
And did
The best!

I took a test
And I got it all down
It's a gold medal win
I've got best test renown

I am the best
I did not miss a thing
Boy, am I a smart man
A man that should be king

In the test I'd smear
Joe Biden, I'd be quicker
But he has got fear
Knows he couldn't deliver
A lily liver!

None on that test
Could do near half as well
As I did on that day
Now I constantly kvell

I'm so impressed
I'm expressing my pride
With always open mouth
With an "I'm great"! word tide

I did extra fine
On the test, they were smitten
"A genius"! they cried
The right answers, I hit 'em
Could read what's written!

I took the test
And everyone I beat
Because none of them can
Accomplish such a feat

They extol
"You'd show
Us all
Yuge defeat"!!!