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Song Parodies -> "The Stomp"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Suede Shoes"
Original Performer:
Carl Perkins or Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"The Stomp"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
Virginia Tech's win in the Gator Bowl was marred by QB Marcus Vick stepping on DT Elvis Dumervil's leg after getting tackled. This reminded me of another Elvis worried about getting stepped on (although Perkins had the idea first). The refs didn't see it, but the TV audience got a birdseye view.
Well, it's one for the kickoff
Two for the run,
What the heck, Marcus
What have you done?
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
Well, you can knock him down,
Give him a block,
He's comin' back
And cleanin' your clock
Do anything that you darn well please, but uh-uh,
Marcus, stay off of his knees
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
You can throw that pass,
Run the ball,
Read the defense
And then change the call
Do anything that you darn well please, but uh-uh,
Marcus, stay off of his knees
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
Well, he's Elvis Dumervil
Why'd you stomp on Dumervil?
Well, he's Elvis Dumervil
Why'd you stomp on Dumervil?
You can play the game hard without stompin' on Dumervil
Well, it's one for the kickoff
Two for the run,
What the heck, Marcus
What have you done?
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
Two for the run,
What the heck, Marcus
What have you done?
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
Well, you can knock him down,
Give him a block,
He's comin' back
And cleanin' your clock
Do anything that you darn well please, but uh-uh,
Marcus, stay off of his knees
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
You can throw that pass,
Run the ball,
Read the defense
And then change the call
Do anything that you darn well please, but uh-uh,
Marcus, stay off of his knees
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
Well, he's Elvis Dumervil
Why'd you stomp on Dumervil?
Well, he's Elvis Dumervil
Why'd you stomp on Dumervil?
You can play the game hard without stompin' on Dumervil
Well, it's one for the kickoff
Two for the run,
What the heck, Marcus
What have you done?
Now why you stompin' on Dumervil?
Hey, there is no need to be stompin' on Dumervil
As a Hokie myself, it's not merely my right to poke fun at Marcus Vick (and his big bro, too). It's my duty.
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This parody definitely crosses the line .... of scrimmage.
Well done, Steve. But how and why did your alma mater select "hokie" for its nickname?
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