Stuck, stuck, stuck (ayy), stuck (uh), stuck (might be dire), look
That's lodged in there tight, man, that should do as a summary
Want me to expand? That'd aid recovery

I've got a thing lodged damn tight, that happened last night
Coulda sworn I drank light, turns out that's a damn lie
Need to take a good look, maybe with a flashlight
To work out how to remove it, yes, I have tried

Real bad problem, awful-ass situation
Got one object in another and not in a way one wants
A real bad problem, it's a bad situation, man
Please get that right out, man, so stubborn, it won't pop
'Cause it's stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck
Thing is stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck, huh (ayy)
Stuck, really stuck, thing is stuck, really stuck (huh)
Thing is stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck, huh

Yes, I've tried to grease it up, tried a little butter rub
Only made it kinda smelly, didn't loosen it that much
Tried other liquids to make it slick or at least slick enough
But not one part was eased and now all my soap's used up (water)
Wedgin' in a knotted string, pulled it up, did nought but sting
All that effort put in to knot when you're hammered's no small thing
No techniques were makin' progress, blame all those nightcaps
We were blitzed, now I'm sober and with your help, I got plans

This stupid thing's lodged damn tight (yeah), that happened last night (yeah)
It's a blur, brain can spy (huh) nothin' but a glance, I (whoo!)
Need to take a good look now that I can stand high (ah!)
Without the whole room a-spinnin', no, a damn lie

Real bad problem, awful-ass situation
Got this object in another, they're not meant for that, just not
A real bad problem, it's a bad situation, man
Help me, grab onto that and force the thing to pop
'Cause it's stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck
Thing is stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck, huh (ayy)
Stuck, really stuck, thing is stuck, really stuck
Thing is stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck, huh (ayy)

Need to step up the fixes now, just boost it, alright?
Failed on Intelligence but my Strength's real high
Let's tie a rope around it and then tie the far end
To your car, slam gas, no? What, that's not it (ha)?
Come on, yank it out, I can handle any pain (you know)
Jammed it in my ass 'cause I really soaked my brain (ah)
Don't want it in my butt, that's why I'm glad that you came
Also to clean up the mess 'cause right now, I can't stand straight (errk)

Real bad problem, awful-ass situation
Yes, this object in another is in my personal slot (whoo!)
A real bad problem, it's a bad situation, man
You can grab onto that, I can't reach, make it pop (ooh)
'Cause it's stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck
Thing is stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck, huh
Stuck, really stuck, thing is stuck, really stuck (whoo!)
Thing is stuck, really stuck, really stuck, really stuck, huh (look)

Forgot to explain? Huh, don't race away (hahaha)