I know a young lady who swallowed a fly
And I know why she swallowed a fly
It was on a guy..

I know a young lady who swallowed hard cider
It tickled, she giggled when it got insider
She swallowed the cider, and gulped the fly
And I know why she swallowed a fly
It was on a guy.,

I know a young lady who stroked her bird
She stroked her bird, and heat occurred
She stroked her bird, then swallowed hard cider
She swallowed hard cider, then gulped the fly
And I know why she swallowed a fly
It was on a guy

I know a young lady who shaved her cat
Now fancy that, a clean shaven cat..
She shaved the cat and stroked her bird,
She stroked her bird, and swallowed hard cider
She swallowed hard cider and gulped the fly
And I know why she swallowed a fly
It was on a guy

I know a young lady who posed like a dog
Just shed her tog, and posed like a dog
She posed like a dog, with a shaven cat
And had stroked her bird, and swallowed hard cider
She'd swallowed hard cider and gulped the fly
And I know why she swallowed a fly
It was on a guy..

I know a young lady as fat as a cow
How chubby now, to be fat as a cow
She was fat as a cow and posed like a dog
And had shaved her cat, and stroked her bird
And had swallowed hard cider and gulped the fly
And we all know why she swallowed a fly
It was on a guy...

And she swallowed that fly with a lot of force
How do I know?
Why I, was the guy, of course